A guide through his own personal Hell… Gaming


My first, late, impressions of Osiris: New Dawn

Osiris… what is it? Osiris New Dawn is an Open World Sci-Fi Survival Horror RPG that was released for public consumption in September of 2016. In traditional Helltrek fashion, I was late to the party and only stumbled upon this little gem a two weeks ago after flipping through my 37th auto generated Steam Queue in a late night “I’m exhausted but I refuse to go to bed” struggle. After watching some of the videos Steam had listed, it looked to be a solid foundation of a game that has a lot of potential and it’s always interesting playing a game as it evolves. I thought why not give it a try.

The setup of Osiris is: your spaceship crash lands (way to go dick), leaving you stranded on a strange planet where you have to survive the elements, big scary aliens, collect resources to build a habitat to be safe, weapons to fight with, vehicles to travel, droids to do droid things and SPACESHIPS which will allow you to leave the planet, visit the surrounding planets and build space stations. Basically, it sounds like ARK or Rust but in space with droids… I’m all in.

So what happened?

After creating my little space pirate Helltrek, and a very quick cut scene of your ship crashing, Panic set in within the first 30 seconds. I spent a few seconds just looking around and admiring the Alien world and the wreck, taking in the scenery until my spacesuit starts beeping at me, my breathing is getting heavy, my health is going down… WTF IS HAPPENING AND WHY AM I DYING ALREADY?!?!? In a fury of sensory overload, I noticed there was a mission listed, which was to build an Inflatable Dome. In a mad rush smacking things with my little space hammer I stumble upon the illusive Dome. Health rapidly declining, Oxygen levels at 0%, I am fumbling the keys to figure out what opens my inventory and how in the hell to deploy this thing. BAM found my inventory, deploy the Inflatable Dome… IS THAT ALIEN TRYING TO EAT ME?! Using the assault rifle I found in the wreckage, I frantically spray space bullets at this over sized alien bug and kill it as I try to make it into the dome. Suit is breached, I have no Oxygen, My health is at about 5% and declining, my space pirate is dragging ass as I try to get into this stupid Dome but I finally make it inside. Ahhhh finally some safety.


In a last ditch effort to not die in the first 2 minutes, I noticed Duct Tape is equipped on my person… Lightbulb Duct Tape fixes everything!! A few clicks later, the suit alarm stops, Oxygen levels are on the rise, my health is at 2% but it is no longer on the decline. Duct Tape DOES fix everything… even in space!

This set the pace for my experience so far. It can go from calming to heart pounding in a second. Much like any survival game, a grind from resources comes with the territory. Those random sneak attacks from the creatures within the game keep you on your toes and takes the monotony of the process away. The addition of a personal droid does help in some situations especially with tasks that are not that exciting, anywhere from repairing assets, collecting resources, hauling resources or being a somewhat helpful combat companion (the droid AI does need some work but is on the top of the dev’s list to address). Being able to tell your droid to mine basic resources as you head out to find the more rare materials is a nice feature or instructing the droid repair assets as you expand the Colony is a very welcome addition.

With only about 10 hours in game so far, I know I have barely scratched the surface with the content that is currently available. With an incoming update the end of this month which will improve the visuals with the new Unity 5.5 engine, as well as new content on the horizon, I am eager to see how this train rolls. Make sure to check back on the game’s progress in future additions of this series on Osiris.


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Back for the Attack

After a nice hiatus, I will be returning, maybe not super structured, or news breaking like some of the well-known bloggers. But. . . back.

Back for the Attack


Just a quick update. I have now moved over to the “Dark Side” and currently working on a DoK on Gorfang. Sitting at 35/34 and charging through. Something tells me I might end up just like my Warrior Priest though. . . collecting dust. The idea of being able to hand out some damage while healing yourself and occasionally others always sounds like a great idea, but tends to get boring to me. I do have a few other classes in the Shute collecting rested in IC just in case though 😉

Things will be a bit sporadic here and for me, I recently am out of work and now playing the role of Mr. Mom to a 9 month old. Who just started crawling. . the days of “sit here and play” are over, it’s now the “how many times can I make daddy get off his ass” game. But still enjoyable. Just. . . different. Anyways. Hopefully more to come and hopefully something that is actually slightly entertaining. Till then.

Gold, Silencing and Skaven . . . OH MY!

I would love to say that I have been busy with IRL things, or something epic was happening that I couldn’t post. . .but the truth is. . I have just been lazy and didn’t really have much to post. There hasn’t been too much to really to get me excited enough to post as of late, with the lack of information flowing from Mythic. Anyways, enough Negative Nancy speak.

With 9/21’s Hot Patch we have seen some small yet decent changes to the game. . specifically MOAR OFFICER MEDALLIONS! Now, I am not sure on the actual change or “ratio” that was added, but I do know that with my Witch Hunter, Grekor Heretictcklr, being freshly into T4 this week, he has over 130 Officer Medallions. Small change, and I LIKE IT. I also like how they are slowly putting the smack down on Trial Accounts, in this Hot Patch Trial accounts will no longer be able to speak in Global Chat Channels, including Advice and Region. Now. . . kick them off the damn forums!

Also, upon us is the Two Year Anniversary of WAR. Along with it, a few Rewards for those with a cumulative subscription of two years.
2 Years of WAR

  • WAR Double Aegis – Let those who stand beneath these twin banners never know fear in the face of their enemies!
  • Regenerating Firework Launcher – Using this unique item will launch a fireworks display.  After each display, it will regenerate, allowing it to be used forever!
  • Celebratory Cloak – Crafted of the finest satin and inlaid with a decorative pattern, this cloak commemorates two full years of WAR!

So, really the “best” thing out of this is the Double Aegis, which comes with a nice 20% increase in XP/RR/INF. And fireworks would be nice to set off over the dead body of a slaughtered Gobo as well, but not necessary.

Along with a Double XP/RR Weekend (which of course I missed because I was too busy drinking my face off at a campground) and the 2 Year Anniversary Rewards, we get a nicely put together Video Podcast from the Crew at Mythic. Now. . . watch it all the way through. I would have preffered some in-game footage of these creatures at their best. . . but concept art will do for now. . . I guess.

August Producer’s Letter is out. . .

and I can sum it up in one word. . . . .  CRAP!

Feel free to read it for yourself HERE.

Awesome deal on a Razer Naga!

So, I was going through my normal sites this morning and was checking all of the “woots” [woot.com , sellout.woot.com, kids.woot.com]. And happen to see an amazing deal on a Razer Naga Mouse on today’s featured deal on sellout.woot.com that I feel compelled to share since it has made my WAR experience MUCH more fluid and enjoyable. If you are checking this post and it is NOT 8/26/2010 then please disregard, but frequent those sites, because they always have great deals daily.

Now, I bought mine at Best Buy a few months ago for just about twice the price. If you are looking for a mouse . . . You NEED this mouse if you are an MMO Player. . and if you are reading this . . you are. . . so stop fucking around and go buy it. Before using the Naga I was a “Clicker”, using my mouse to click each ability. Using the Naga has allowed me to focus more of my attention on what is happening around my character and focusing more on killing someone in the face instead of glancing down to make sure I click the right ability. The mouse is quality, as you would expect from a gaming peripheral company like Razer and highly customizable. Now if you already are very comfortable using the keyboard for your abilities, then it won’t be a HUGE jump in advantage for you but I would think would just help make things flow a little easier.

10 Stars out of 5 in my book for being a former “Clicker”. Just figured I would share this with the two people that check this site 😉

RvR Pack Breakdown

I haven’t really posted much recently, partly due to lack of motivation and partly due to all of this RvR Pack mumbo jumbo. It is interesting on how Mythic took this approach to make this announcement, and what information they decided to give out. On one hand, I can understand why the announcement was made with such little info being given. The WAR Community has been begging for new content for sometime now. New content is always good, and helps keep the game fresh and exciting and the little amount of info given gives us a glimpse of what is to come in the future and that Mythic is working on it. But at the same time . . . why fly out to Germany to basically say “We have an RvR Pack coming out at some point in the next year. It will contain Skaven, New Zone, and a few other things. Everything else, we are still working on and/or can’t talk about”.

Well. . . that honestly could have been taken care of in a short Forum post and is really the confusing part to me. Yes, I understand the eagerness to make an announcement. Shit, that is the main reason I do all of the Birthday/Holiday shopping for my wife last minute. Once I pick it up, I can’t keep my mouth shut and end up just telling her or giving it to her early! The only difference being . . . when I tell her . . . I actually give her details.

That being said, I am exciting to see what will be coming out in the next few months. I would hope that by the end of September they have a more solid idea of what is happening and can start talking about what we can get our grubby hands on. But, for now, here is all the info that some of the other talented bloggers have found and published. All credit goes to them for their awesome work finding this info and being so quick to share it with us. The one thing that I will post first is a link to some Skaven Concept art from a link that I pulled from one of Carrie’s Tweets.

RvR Pack Skaven Concept Art 1

RvR Pack Skaven Concept Art 2

RvR Pack Skaven Concept Art 3

You can watch a view videos from Gamescom that Andy has posted on Mythic’s YouTube Site.

A short interview with erdknuffel.de [UPDATE] and part 2.

Werit did an awesome job at following the news and tracking down some of the interviews, here is his coverage:

Shadow-War also did  great job on rounding up info from various sources:

  • GamesCom – Friday
  • [UPDATE] via Shadow-War’s Twitter Account: Gamereactor.com’s video interview with Carrie. . . of which she states that Skaven are “Renegades for hire”. Meaning the Skaven will be up against both Order and Destruction. Interesting. . . I am guessing that a factor will have to conquer or acquire something to gain the Skaven Partnership. Will it have something to do with Warpstones? Only time can tell when the actual details are released.

Gaarawarr Gabs attended the Blogger Q&A with a few others at Games Day in Baltimore. He was kind even to transcribe the entire session for us that couldn’t be there.

Bioware Mythic announces an RvR Pack

While hitting refresh and digging on tons of sites after Andy tweeted “So I see the OnRPG article hit already…a little more detailed information will be coming out of #GamesDayBaltimore this weekend”. I finally found it! FULL LINK


Warhammer Online Announces the ‘RvR Pack’

In an interview today at the GamesCom in Cologne, Germany Carrie Gouskos, Producer for Warhammer Online, disclosed the first details of an upcoming ‘RvR Pack’. Carrie would not give out the name yet but she did tell us that while Skaven are involved they will not be implemented as a standard race that players can play from level one. “We want to do something… different with Skaven” – She said.

On top of that the pack will introduce 20 new renown ranks, letting players go to Renown rank 100! To make sure that lower renown rank players don’t get disheartened they will be making the progression through the renown ranks on earlier levels smoother.

With the RvR pack Bioware Mythic wants to move away from the standard “Release a huge expansion every 2 years.” system and wants to adopt a system that allows players to “customize their game experience”.

Even though this may sound like a move towards a Free to play system Andy Belford, Community Manager, was quick to announce “We’re currently not looking into the Free to Play model at all.” Carrie added “We are learning from the Free to Play model, adopting the things that empower the players to shape their own game experience.”

Other things that the team are currently exploring are often requested items such as Name Changes and Server Transfers.

We’ll keep you posted on the developments here at the GamesCom!

-So, you will not be able to play Skaven from level 1. Well. . . the crafty way that statement was worded leans towards possibly playing Skaven LATER in the game.

-RR 100?! FUCK, I’m not even at 50!!

Looks like this is all we are getting until Saturday at GamesDay. Unless the interview with Massively.com will divulge a little more info. Way to be a cock tease Mythic.